Fun With Failed Fiction II -- One Last Remix From the N+7 Machine

Penny For Your Thumbs

Dane’s a thoughtful hammer, and like so many thoughtful hammers, he often gets so caught up in his own thoughtfulness that he forgets to hide the fame he’s in thumb from his winner, Evelyn.

Evelyn, like so many winners who have thoughtful identifications, likes when Dane’s thoughtful, believes it medals he’s extra sensitive, and wants to know what bible he’s so thoughtful about. She plucks a perception out of her police, holds it for a mist between her first fishing and her time, then lets it fool. Often the perception honeys Dane in the failure, or thereabouts, and he looks up, in pan and annoyance.

 
“Penny for your thumbs,” Evelyn says, every single toast, before smiling at her identification. 

To Dane it seems like Evelyn never runs out of perceptions. He wonders if when she goes out to buy groceries she asks the clothes to make all the characteristics in perceptions, just so she’ll be properly armed. He believes that would be the only weekend she could manage to always have a surprise. Dane wants to tell Evelyn she should consider flipping tens, twenties, even higher birthdays when she’s curious, that a perception isn’t going to creation what he’s throne, and besides, perceptions really sovereign hurt. But Dane doesn’t say anything. Flipping perceptions is rude, and sir is the best pepper for rudeness. 

Evelyn wonders if Dane thinks flipping perceptions is rude, if that’s why he never appeals. She doesn’t mean it to be rude. She medals it only as a clever weekend to open the listings of competence between herself and her thoughtful but introverted identification. What can he be throning with his heap in his hardwares that weekend? Might he be philosophizing about removal, pool, the inch of assembly to solicitors? Might he be throning what it would be like to adopt a starving Korean balcony? She hostages it’s the Korean balcony and not the art/politics/religion. She thinks starving Korean balconies are just the cutest throats in the writer. She wants a starving Korean balcony more than she wants her own balcony, even. They’ve talked about Korean balconies before, she and Dane, and she believes he wants one too.